So you made it to Asia, great, grats. The people are friendly, the food is great, everything is cheaper than cheap... Then comes the time to purchase shower gel. Because even though you'd blend right in with the locals, you don't want to smell bad. OK. No big deal. So, you go to the nearest supermarket and reach for a big bottle of shower gel with ...roses on it and pay up. Smelling like roses for the next few months will surely be great.


Not.

You make it as far as the shower, ready to whip a chunk of gel on your body, when suddenly, you read the small, near NON-F%&#ING-EXISTANT, text on the label, and it says: Rose whitening shower gel.


After bathing , your skin like baby's skin , smooth and whitening.

And then you remember. "Oh yeah, Asian beauty ideals SUCK. Fuuuck."